I only allow authenticated rodents . . . sorry.

2007/09/18: "Unauthenticated user, Please check if virtual directory of <name changed to protect guilty> Server anonymouse access is disabled." 

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Well, that pretty much narrows it down.

2007/08/09: "Syntax error, permission violation, or other nonspecific error."

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So that pretty much rules out 0 then I guess?

2007/10/17: "One or more component failed validation."

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