Silence of the Lambs

if (!it.skin.apply(TheLotion))
{
    it.HoseCount++;
};

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To be or not to be?

string TheQuestion = "2B || !2B";

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All work and no play . . .

if (WorkQuantity == "All" && PlayQuantity == "None")
{
    Jack.BoyType = BoyTypes.Dull;
};

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Bottles of Beer on the Wall

BottlesOfBeerOnTheWall(new Wall(99));

public int BottlesOfBeerOnTheWall(Wall TheWall)
{
    TheWall.BottlesOfBeer.TakeOneDown().PassItAround();

    if (TheWall.BottlesOfBeer.Count > 0)
    {
        return BottlesOfBeerOnTheWall(TheWall);
    }

    return 0;
}

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